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Ennyting funneh!

2010-02-17 11:46:16 by Maverlyn

Post some fun stuff here plz IM BORED!!!!

Ennyting funneh!


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2010-04-09 19:23:54

Insert Funny Comment Here.


2010-04-09 20:54:30

Men's English

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a
massage." = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless
self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex
tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have

"I love you." = Let's have sex

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said
it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to
impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with

"Will you marry me?" = I want to
make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like
that one better." = Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!

lol found this in a site o.o hope u dun find it offensive :S if u do sry D:

but id want 2 ask something :O if u cud review this track? :D its a remix from a track of basshunter...named Camilla :3 n/323635

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2010-04-18 10:50:52

lol on the comic pic

heres sumthin for ya oads/2010/02/funny-picture-cat-pictur e-ehpien-cat.jpg



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2010-04-24 11:05:05

Heard you like Mudkips?

Heard you are using my remix of SignalStrike's Endlessly in your mariokart game?

Maverlyn responds:

Yes, i remade it into a format that was supported by Project64 a emulator for Nintendo 64 and replaced the original file with that


2010-04-28 01:35:21

Hi, thanks for leaving a review on my song! It means a lot to me. Take care! -XayberOptix


2010-04-28 03:00:35

So a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep in his arms. His wife is in bed reading a book. The wife says, "Why are you carrying a sheep?"
The man says, "This is the pig I f*ck when you're too tired.
The wife says, " That's a sheep"
The man says, "I was talking to the sheep"

Maverlyn responds:

^^ heard it but it never gets old


2010-04-28 09:16:04

Our hero comes up with an idea of how too get money.
loan man: "Here's some money, we need a revelation. FIND ONE!"
So our hero comes back the next day with a monkey and a empty box.
loan man: "What the fudge is that!?"
Our hero: "I can put a monkey in space!"
loan man: "What with that?"
Our hero opens up the box and puts the monkey inside it.
Loan man: "What that's it? What happened too all the money I gave you?"
Our hero: "Spent it down the pub last night coming up with the idea"
loan man: "You lied too me!"
Our hero: "No I didn't. Empty box + Put monkey in = Monkey in space"
:P lol hope that helps your quest for boredomness eradication

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2010-04-28 14:47:56

Haha nice. The game the game the game the game the game


2010-05-09 16:51:36

check my micheljacksonized milkmans sky song


2010-05-13 15:54:18

Was it robocop that people were addicted to nuke? OR dudgedred? i forget. well anyways, something to think about


2010-05-13 15:59:26

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"



2010-05-13 16:12:00

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!

Damn, I'm on fire *finds water bucket*

Maverlyn responds:

tht one was new to me


2010-05-14 14:35:30


Maverlyn responds:

wait, what? ^^


2010-05-15 08:45:28

How many drug addicts are needed to put a light bulb?
Answer: None, they can get high in the dark.

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2010-05-15 08:47:27

This one is a bit racist.
Who will win in a soccer match in a gas chamber?
The jews or the gypsies ?
Answer: The jews - they have the home field advantage.

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2010-05-15 11:45:46

"Better to give than to recive"
-old gay saying-


2010-05-15 12:30:59

What's the difference between the pizza and the jew?
Answer: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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2010-05-16 06:48:56

Theres a big diffrence in making fun of someone and one of the most horrible events in the history of mankind.

plz don't go to far.


2010-06-09 03:33:08

Charles Bronson invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy. =D
Yeah, I really think Bronson is much cooler than Chuck Norris =P
(just don't tell him a said that...) ^^


2010-09-01 17:42:37

This is kinda dirty so I ask that you don't kill me for this (I'm not in a PG mood).
This is how the Energizer Bunny died.
News Flash! The Energizer Bunny known for going, going, and going died this evening! The Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, has discovered the cause of death: sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, the bunny's batteries were put in backwards. So he just kept coming, coming, and coming...
(I heard the joke somewhere but added the Dura Cell part)


2010-09-05 07:13:33

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

I'll tell some more later lols


2010-11-06 16:39:13



2010-12-25 09:17:54

Thanks for your support of my music! Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!



2010-12-27 06:07:15

females are gays


2010-12-30 10:59:02

There ar 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff.
God has gave them each one wish,so they can escape the cliff.
So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says "i wish i could be an eagle!"He goes flying.The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane,he goes flying.$Then finally the last guy goes,he gets a running start and trips,"SHIT"!

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2011-01-10 22:15:42

Best (fail) pickup line ever: "If you were homework, I'd do you on the table."

And this has nice commentary. lol @ DavidRx


2011-01-11 11:22:28

Muahahahaha!!!! You shall stay bored! ;p Nice profile pic btw. OMFG I <3 it! lol


2011-01-12 12:00:19

I had no idea what you meant by zerobombed when you typed that to me. I now understand and am agonized by it.