Post some fun stuff here plz IM BORED!!!!
Some secrets are best left alone
Maverlyn Darkstar
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Ennyting funneh!
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Men's English
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" =
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a
massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless
self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex
tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have
sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex
now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said
it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your
hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to
impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with
me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to
make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like
that one better." = Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!
lol found this in a site o.o hope u dun find it offensive :S if u do sry D:
but id want 2 ask something :O if u cud review this track? :D its a remix from a track of basshunter...named Camilla :3
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/323635">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/323635</a>
Done!
lol on the comic pic
heres sumthin for ya
<a href="http://www.axfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg">http://www.axfilms.com/wp-content/upl oads/2010/02/funny-picture-cat-pictur e-ehpien-cat.jpg</a>
cheers
:3
LOL!
Heard you like Mudkips?
Heard you are using my remix of SignalStrike's Endlessly in your mariokart game?
Yes, i remade it into a format that was supported by Project64 a emulator for Nintendo 64 and replaced the original file with that
Hi, thanks for leaving a review on my song! It means a lot to me. Take care! -XayberOptix
So a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep in his arms. His wife is in bed reading a book. The wife says, "Why are you carrying a sheep?"
The man says, "This is the pig I f*ck when you're too tired.
The wife says, " That's a sheep"
The man says, "I was talking to the sheep"
^^ heard it but it never gets old
Our hero comes up with an idea of how too get money.
*montage*
loan man: "Here's some money, we need a revelation. FIND ONE!"
So our hero comes back the next day with a monkey and a empty box.
loan man: "What the fudge is that!?"
Our hero: "I can put a monkey in space!"
loan man: "What with that?"
Our hero opens up the box and puts the monkey inside it.
Loan man: "What that's it? What happened too all the money I gave you?"
Our hero: "Spent it down the pub last night coming up with the idea"
loan man: "You lied too me!"
Our hero: "No I didn't. Empty box + Put monkey in = Monkey in space"
:P lol hope that helps your quest for boredomness eradication
MUCH
Haha nice. The game the game the game the game the game
check my micheljacksonized milkmans sky song
Was it robocop that people were addicted to nuke? OR dudgedred? i forget. well anyways, something to think about
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
lol
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
Damn, I'm on fire *finds water bucket*
tht one was new to me
ASLOVADIGGERDOOGERDONGER! LOL
wait, what? ^^
How many drug addicts are needed to put a light bulb?
Answer: None, they can get high in the dark.
mini-lol
This one is a bit racist.
Who will win in a soccer match in a gas chamber?
The jews or the gypsies ?
Answer: The jews - they have the home field advantage.
boo!
"Better to give than to recive"
-old gay saying-
What's the difference between the pizza and the jew?
Answer: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
boo!
Theres a big diffrence in making fun of someone and one of the most horrible events in the history of mankind.
plz don't go to far.
Charles Bronson invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy. =D
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Yeah, I really think Bronson is much cooler than Chuck Norris =P
(just don't tell him a said that...) ^^
This is kinda dirty so I ask that you don't kill me for this (I'm not in a PG mood).
This is how the Energizer Bunny died.
News Flash! The Energizer Bunny known for going, going, and going died this evening! The Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, has discovered the cause of death: sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, the bunny's batteries were put in backwards. So he just kept coming, coming, and coming...
(I heard the joke somewhere but added the Dura Cell part)
Prodigal
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