gtfo
Some secrets are best left alone
Maverlyn Darkstar
@Maverlyn
Age 40, Female
Myself
Nonofyerbizniz
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Joined on 1/15/10
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Thanks for your support of my music! Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!
XayberOptix
females are gays
There ar 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff.
God has gave them each one wish,so they can escape the cliff.
So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says "i wish i could be an eagle!"He goes flying.The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane,he goes flying.$Then finally the last guy goes,he gets a running start and trips,"SHIT"!
LOL
Best (fail) pickup line ever: "If you were homework, I'd do you on the table."
And this has nice commentary. lol @ DavidRx
Muahahahaha!!!! You shall stay bored! ;p Nice profile pic btw. OMFG I <3 it! lol
I had no idea what you meant by zerobombed when you typed that to me. I now understand and am agonized by it.
Jigsaw80puppet
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
I'll tell some more later lols